The one show ends and another begins. And I hear something that sounds like this...
"Bridges are one of the most important inventions of modern society. We use bridges every day to span the distances. We walk on them, we go under them. Human society would not be nearly what it is today without the invention of the bridge."
Okay, that's all fine and good, but you see, when I first heard it, instead of "Bridge" for some reason, I thought they were saying, "virgins."
A hearing aid would probably save me a lot of trouble in my life. But, it would also make it a lot less interesting.