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Attention World At Large

My feet are freezing. My toes in particular. And Goten, stubborn bastard that he is, refuses to lay on my feet and warm my toes. That's lack of loyalty to me.

On the other hand, I've got the last batch of fudge chillin' (Fudge recipe found here) My modification? I added pecans and marshmallows. I find that it tastes best if I add the marshamallows after 3 minutes of cooking. Then, I add the pecans at the end. Really good stuff then. It also makes the fudge expand so now the peices are really tall.

Now, I have to go get Goten and force him to sleep on my feet What's the point of having cats if not to keep your feet warm?

Oh, and just for the hell of it?

This might offend people. I find it really funny.

Everyone knows Jesus
The guy who healed the lame
Well I am Jesus' brother
Craig is my name

Jesus is the prince of peace
Jesus is the lamb
Jesus is the son of god
But Craig don't give a damn

Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night
I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light
I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20
But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow

I'm fuckin' Craig
I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Craig Christ



I hang out with Leppers
Barabas and Sodomay
Jesus' friends are called apostles
Those dudes are totally gay


Jesus performs miracles
From Galilee to Rome
But it would be a miracle
If he brought a fuckin' lady home


Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'
Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'
I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,
But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn
I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

Craig Christ


Jesus was our mother's fave
All her love to him she gave
But theres no sibling rivalry
When hes nailed to that tree


And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do
But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through
And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how
who and why and when and where is my messiah now

Its fuckin' Craig
Its fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig
Fuckin' Craig
Craig Christ
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