But, as I was getting ready for bed, I had a moment of such mindboggling stupidity, that my first thought was, Must share this with everyone in LJ land, so they will have a full concept of what a true dork I really am!
If you're a walker/runner who's had chaffing problems, or a parent, you probably know what A&D ointment is. Yes, it's for diaper rash. But, if you're someone who's had chaffing problems, you know the stuff is a miracle cure to get rid of the rash and to protect your skin. It's a wonderful product. It's not too expensive, and it takes the sting out almost instantly.
It also comes in a tube that resembles a tube of toothpaste a little too much.
I leave the rest to your imaginations.
I might get cavities, but my teeth are now free of rash and irritation