Darqstar (darqstar) wrote,

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Dumb joke time...

who calls her boyfriend on the phone in tears. "I'm sorry to be calling you, but I have this jigsaw puzzle I got, and I can't get the peices together!"

Her boyfriend, who's quite used to these type of calls from her, says, "Well, do you know what the puzzle is supposed to look like?"

In a tearful voice, the ditz says, "According to the box, it's a picture of a tiger."

"Okay. Well, that's something. I'll come over."

The boyfriend drives over to her place and goes inside. He sees the girl at the kitchen table, with the puzzle, crying her eyes out. He lets out a long sigh. "Honey, there's no way you're ever going to figure out this puzzle, trust me on this one."

"But I really want to put it together!" she wails.

"I know you do, but it's just not going to happen. So let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, okay?"

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