who calls her boyfriend on the phone in tears. "I'm sorry to be calling you, but I have this jigsaw puzzle I got, and I can't get the peices together!"
Her boyfriend, who's quite used to these type of calls from her, says, "Well, do you know what the puzzle is supposed to look like?"
In a tearful voice, the ditz says, "According to the box, it's a picture of a tiger."
"Okay. Well, that's something. I'll come over."
The boyfriend drives over to her place and goes inside. He sees the girl at the kitchen table, with the puzzle, crying her eyes out. He lets out a long sigh. "Honey, there's no way you're ever going to figure out this puzzle, trust me on this one."
"But I really want to put it together!" she wails.
"I know you do, but it's just not going to happen. So let's put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, okay?"