Inspired by This little gem...
Let me tell you a tale about a man named LexSo, think that will work? Imagine the illustrations to go with it!
A foolish man who had unprotected sex.
With some strange girl he met at the bar
Lex swears up and down he didn't mean to go that far.
That girl might get pregnant he'll end up in court
When the state goes after him for child support.
He barely knows the girl, now he'll never forget her
But for reprocusions, that's one of the better.
Oh the things that could happen, couldn't Lex see?
In a couple of weeks, it may burn if he pees.
And if that's not enough, this will surely make him cry
What if Lex gets aids, then he dies?
So please, boys and girls, don't be like Lex
Never ever have unprotected sex.
You don't want to have babies, or your privates to turn red
You certainly don't want to end up dead!
So don't think it's unromantic, and don't think it's silly
Always take time to wrap that willie!
Anyone else want to try to write one of their own?