I was wondering, could I please have my misspent youth back again? I promise this time not to marry Dick, but merely to live with him long enough to meet Todd, then marry him instead. I also promise to have the balls to tell my family that I don't want to be a social worker and therefore to finish college this time.
I know, this is a pretty tough request, but hey, you're God, you can do anything. And I'd really appreciate it. It took me a long time to realize what a fuck up I was when I was younger, so, I'd like a second chance.
PS: If you wish to send me back to childhood, I promise this time not to force Robin Stradensky to eat a worm this time too. I have a feeling you're still not happy with me about that one.