By Bare Minimalist.
So, Harry decided to give up all this business with being a wizard and decided to fufill his true desire. Fortunately Dumbledore agreed with him, and Hogwarts was soon converted into a cross gender whorehouse.
For awhile, people were confused, and thought that this would be the perfect oportunity for Voldemort to take over. But, when he went to Hogswarts to have the final confrontation, the sight of Dumbedore in a dress made him forget all about being evil, and instead he was taken over by lust.
"Wow," Ron commented as he saw Voldemort and Dumbledore skipping off to Dumbledore's private bedchamber, "I never thought I'd see this day!"
"Don't be silly!" Hermione said, in that clever way of hers. "Clearly, Voldemort's problems are that he's never come to terms with his sexual orientation."
"So what you're saying is..." Ron began.
"That he just needs to get laid." Hermione finished.
And the three friends went off to have an orgy. Where they were promptly joined by six hundred thousand beautiful boys and girls all who happend to be named Andy and Mary Sue.
HONEST feedback appreciated. Please tell me how wonderful I am. Flames will be responded to by great stamping of feet and other baby fits. And my mother tells me I'm a great writer, so shut the fuck up. If you don't like it DON'T READ IT!
Why yes, I have spent way too much time over at FF net today... how did you guess?
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