I'm not kidding. Someone actually said this.
I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm thinking what they meant to say was, "Staring at a bright light will make you sneeze." But then again, maybe somewhere in this world, there is someone who can make bright, sparkly sneezes.
I'd like that talent, because I sneeze a lot. It would be cool to sneeze and instead of seeing people's eyes rolling, because they know I will do this at least four more times, instead, everyone gathered around and said, "oooh, pretty! Look at the shiny, sparkly, sneeze!"
Of course then, I'd hurt their eyes.