Darqstar (darqstar) wrote,
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The dumbest thing I've heard in a long time.

"Staring at a bright sneeze will make your eyes hurt."

I'm not kidding. Someone actually said this.

I'm still trying to figure it out. I'm thinking what they meant to say was, "Staring at a bright light will make you sneeze." But then again, maybe somewhere in this world, there is someone who can make bright, sparkly sneezes.

I'd like that talent, because I sneeze a lot. It would be cool to sneeze and instead of seeing people's eyes rolling, because they know I will do this at least four more times, instead, everyone gathered around and said, "oooh, pretty! Look at the shiny, sparkly, sneeze!"

Of course then, I'd hurt their eyes.
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