I have one now and it's the worst of the worst. It's messing with my distant vision and making everything beyond five feet of my eyes look grey and washed out. And I swear if I close my eyes, I can see the blood rushing behind them. It feels like someone has fastened an iron band around my head, with long screws at the temples and two giants are on either side of me, screwing in these screws tighter and tighter.
Normally, I would take an Alieve, gulp down some liquid tylenol, and lie in a dark room, waiting for it to pass. Once it does pass, I will fall into a very deep sleep. That's how it usually goes. But... my husband, who I love with all my heart and soul, has been sucking down the Alieve lately and has broken the cardinal rule of the house, which is When there are only five Alieve left in the bottle, you must tell Darqstar so she can buy more the next time she's out!
THIS would not be too bad, except that 1: Me, being the stupid idiot I am, did not fasten down the lid to the liquid tylenol very well the last time I used it, and I discovered that one of my cats, probably Goten, knocked it over, so now I have no liquid tylenol, unless of course, I want to crawl into the cabinet under the sink and lick the floor. I'm considering doing this. 2: My husband is at work, and has the car, which means I can't drive to the all night drugstore to pick up Alieve and liquid tyenol.
So, my options are to lick the floor of the cabinet, or to take one of my pain meds for my knee and hope that it knocks me for a total loop and I fall asleep. I do hate the idea of falling asleep with this though, cause I'm afraid i'll wake up with it too.
*Tosses coin* Heads... guess I try the knee medication. Maybe it will help. It probably has something asprin like in it.
God I hate this. I feel like if I sniff too hard, my head will explode.