This can't be real, can it? It's just to freaking weird. But, what bothers me is even if it's a joke, people aren't going to think it's a joke and once again, Christainity is going to be seen as us "Foaming lunatics."
On the other hand, I found this stuff pretty funny...
THERE IS NO HATE, MALICE, RACISM, ETC. ON THIS SITE. THESE ARE SINS IN THE EYES OF GOD, AND ARE ALSO DEMONS. THE BIBLE MAKES IT CLEAR THAT SIN CANNOT GET INTO HEAVEN.Then further we see things like... things in italics are directly lifted from the site. Things in bold are my opinions...
WITCHES, WE DON'T READ YOUR NASTY EMAIL How do you know they're witches unless you open the mail and look at it, hmmm?
Witches: You are wasting your time sending nasty email. We do not read it, but we do return curses one hundred fold. There is a lot of love in that statement, isn't there? I see a total lack of hate, don't you?
Wiccan email is now blocked or deleted immediately. See above for "how do you know it's from "witches" until you open it? Unless all the "witches" are nice and/or stupid enough to tell you in the subject line. Which, would kinda defeat the purpose.
We received this comment by email on August 31, 2001 by a wiccan:
"I am about to put a curse on one of your fellow christians for tormenting me about my religion!"
We returned the curse 100 fold! Again, I can just feel the tolerance and love oozing out of that statement.
Please, someone tell me it's a joke... I searched for awhile and I can't find a disclaimer. And if it is true, why do lunatics have terrible HTML skills? Doing a link is one of the easiest things in HTML but half the stuff they want you to check out they tell you to cut and paste it into your browser.
Oh yeah, it's got a horrid MP3 of lousy quality playing over and over and over again with no way to turn the damned thing off.
Must go burn out my eyeballs now...