*Gathers up everyone, while cursing LJ's habbit of not mailing out the Bday annoucements, and being to damned LAZY to keep track of them herself...*
"C'mon everyone, let's go.."
"Yes, even you. And you too. And stop hiding, you over there under the sofa. I see you. If you don't come out, I will send GOTEN the flesh eating menise to society under there to force you out. And I'll send Chrissy to help. Do you want that? I didn't think so. Get out."
"Cmon, start the clapping grab the cake, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon..."
"Yes, I'm running out of cheer ideas, be can dredge up another one, right?"
*Clap, clap clap clap clap clap clap etc.*
*March over to Zanne's journal*
*Gather around blocking all exits so she can't escape*
Laugh in menacing tone. "BWAH HAH HAH!"
YES I MISSED YOUR BIRTHDAY!
That's something that must be said
Blame the neighbors blame the cat, blame anyone but me instead.
But now that I've remembered,
I'll try to correct the wrong
We'll dance and sing, do everything
And sing a stupid birthday soooooong!
(real song) Happy Happy birthday even though it's late
Happy happy birthday, we hope your day was great
We hope your day was a special one, a day just meant for you
And all your wishes were fufilled, your birthday dreams came true
Happy Happy birthday we hope the day was nifty
Happy Happy birthday, be glad you're not turning 50!
We know this song's a little lame, and way behind the times
But what the hell, it's just as well,
at least the damned thing rhymes!
Happy Happy birthday a special day you see
You'll only have one birthday in the year two thousand three!
We hope you're day was special and you had lots of fun
And you can now breath easy, this song is finally done!
Uh... did I mention that we got
to uh, translate this whole "song" into sign? Does that make it better?
Happy Birthday, Zanne and many many many many more!