She wanted to know if I was going anywhere so I could take her shopping. I told her no, thinking she'd leave. Nope, she settled down in my place and wouldn't leave. Finally, I said to her, "Debbie, I have things to do. Please leave."
She told me she didn't mind if I did stuff while she was there.
The phone rings. I pick it up. It's my mother telling me I left a notebook up there. Very short conversation, because she had to go to the doctors. This is our conversation when I hung up.
Debbie says, "Who was that?"
Darqstar says, "That was God. You're being recalled for stupidity."
Debbie stares at me and goes, "Can he do that?"
And even better, she's breeding folks! That's right, out of that womb, comes the hope for the next generation! Doesn't that make you feel all warm and fuzzy?