Warning 2: The first person to accuse me of bashing gay people will be invited to kiss my ass. This has nothing to do with gay people. Most of the Yaoi sites are done by confused little girls who have some twisted notion that the only thing sexy in this world is watching straight men get it on.
Last warning. If you are a big Yaoi freak who feels that anyone who doesn't find gay sex the cutest most bubbly wonderful oogles of happy little joyful things is sick and warped, you are reading further at your own risk. This is MY goddamned journal and if my viewpoints offend you, then don't fucking read it. Do you understand?
Since every single Yaoi fan feels it's their right to act all upity about how wonderful and romantic it is to show Gokou and Vegeta buttfucking each other, and to let me know how homophobic I am for not enjoying staring at pictures of the two of them buttfucking each other, I think I have every right to speak my mind.
I think it's sick. And the self rightous attitude of "Well this is how they were MEANT to be shown." doesn't cut it with me anymore. No. They. Weren't. The creators would not have had them get married, to *gasp* women *gasp* if the were meant to be GAY.
And take your heads out of your candy coated asses before you go leaping on me for not just going into oodles of happy fits cause I find the idea of Gokou gay as disgusting. I am NOT homophobic. Homophobic is an unnatural fear of gay people. I'm not afraid of gay people. I just do NOT find it sexy or enjoyable to watch two men buttfucking each other. I don't find it enjoyable to watch two women going to town either. In fact, while I adore sex to the ends of the earth, when I'm with my husband (Yes, I know, isn't it shocking? I have SEX with a MAN! and I'm a WOMAN! Let's all yell "Freak!" now, shall we?) I'm not too keen on watching *anyone* get it on. Sex is best when you're involved in it. As a spectator sport, I find it lacking a lot. Most porn comes under the catagory of "Humor" for me.
I think I'd have a lot more respect for Yaoi freaks if most of them weren't little girls with major attitude and this mental mindset that at age 14 it's perfectly NORMAL to want to stare at guys getting it on all day. NO, it isn't. Go out, get a hobby. Watch a movie and for once, don't look at the male characters in it and imagine them having sex with each other. Just try it. Try to imagine for once, that the men/woman couples shown are actually HAPPY being with a member of the oposite sex and not secretly going, "Oh shit, I'm married to this douche bag. God, as soon as I get a chance, I'm going to rush out of my house and buttfuck my best friend, cause that's how God really intended it to be!"
As a matter of fact, try not to think about sex at all. Honestly, most of you obsess way too much about it. If you can't watch anime that's primarly about fighting and saving the world without your brain immedietly jumping to all the guys throwing off their clothes and having some body fluid festival, then you either need to masterbate more, or just get laid. But you know what, little girl who can only get arroused by the thought of two guys having sex? You're never going to be a gay man. Sorry, ain't gonna happen. Your fairy godmother is not going to tap her wand on your crotch and let you magically grow a penis.
Just for the record, I really don't mind folks that want to have their fantasies, as long as they're smart enough to recognize that they are just that... fantasies, and the world at large does not have to share their viewpoint. I, in particular, do not have to share your viewpoint. I am straight. I don't gush for hours to you about how lovely it is to be straight, how much I adore sex with my husband, how I wish he were awake right now so I could "Git me some ass." So, don't shove your beliefs down my throat.
And for god's sake, if you MUST make ungay canon characters gay, will you give them some FUCKING DIGNITY ABOUT IT? Must you have them parade around in dresses and garter belts acting like homoqueens? Mincing, prancing, and lisping? With wrists so weak that they can barely hold up a drinking glass? Even if Vegeta was gay, I couldn't see him coyly putting his hands on his hips, turning around and blowing Gokou kisses and WINKING at him. That's not Vegeta, that is some sick and twisted version of him you've cooked up in your heads.
And no, your smug, superior laughter only fools yourself. I have two folks I talk to on the internet who are gay and male and most of them find this Yaoi stuff that's been created by LITTLE GIRLS to be weak, inacurate, and mostly silly. You are not fooling anyone. If you must be obsessed by gay people, could you at least take some time to research into it, to actually have a clue what it's all about? And not to immedietly turn men into weird little women/boys? Unless I'm massively mistaken and not talking to enough people, I highly doubt most gay males rush home, put on a dress and lipstick, and prance around their houses, throwing kissies at each other and talking like little girls. "Oooooh, that dress is just to... die for, sweetums!" As a matter of fact, most women don't even act that weirdly feminine.
If you've read this far and you're tempted to start flaming me, don't waste your time. I've been flamed too often by Yaoi freaks. And, I do have a delete function in this journal and I will use it. I'm pretty much a "live and let live" person, till someone starts telling me that black is white and white is black. No, it's not.