Hi there, Deyvad4@aol.com, thanks for trying to send me that virus then erasing your email name. I really appreciate it.
And thanks for trying to send me those other viruses too. Like that supposed game you invented? And all that other cool crap?
But, mostly I'm just grateful that you think I'm stupid enough to download and run a file that I get from someone I don't know. Gosh, you must think I was not only born at night, but that it was last night. I feel so damned young now. Thank you.
You know, I can't say for sure, but I find it amazingly coincidental that I'd never gotten a virus in my email before... well, before I complained about someone being in volation of LJ's rules and attempting to harrass a friend of mine. And the someone I complained about, happens to know someone in LiveJournal, so hey, I can't say for sure, but since every single one of these viruses has come to my LJ address... I dunno, I'm drawing some nasty conclusions here.
Grow the fuck up. I'm not stupid.
UPDATE It gets even better! the first virus this clown tried to send me, he comments about in his journal saying he feels sorry for the poor person who tries to use it! I'd be mad, but I'm laughing too hard.