'Cmon folks. Yes, c'mon. Gather up and 'round.
I don't want to hear it. We're going to do it and you'll damned well like it. Why? Cause it's tradition now. If you're on Darqstar's friends list, you have to come along and sing and prance if anyone else on her friendslist has a birthday.
Today's victim? Er, uh, I mean... Birthday Person?
Okay, everyone, ya got it? Who wants to hold the cake? Okay, here you go. Put this tray in front of it. Why? So the candle doesn't blow out and to "hide" it.
On, don't argue logic to me. I don't care that it looks darned funny to have over sixty folks marching to another journal together, but it's tradition. If you put the tray up in front of the cake, they'll never see it till it's too late.
Okay, we all ready?
*Clap clap clap clap clap* Scream: IT'S SOMEBODY'S BIRTHDAY!"
We hope it's really great.
We all came marching over
To help you celebrate.
We hope you get lots of presents
And lots of birthday wishes
Make them take you out to eat
So you won't have to do the dishes.
You have one long day that's all your own
So party through the night.
We hope you have the best of times
And everything goes right.
Now that you're embarassed
We'll finally take a rest.
So have a happy birthday
We wish you all our best!
*Watches everyone vanish, as usual and sighs* Oh well...
Have a terrific birthday and may all your wishes come true this year.